it all started several months ago...little by little, day by day...quite slowly, so as not to alarm me. it was poised for a sneak attack. the first thing it took was my nether regions. and since that first successful campaign, it's been trying to take my feet. it is a constant battle, but the belly hasn't quite won yet.
then a couple weeks ago while drying my hair, i saw it: a bold purple line, about an inch in length. i looked down, but couldn't see anything...the belly was hiding it just below the crest that peaks barely above my belly button. i had to enlist derek's help... "what's this?" i asked...after some hesitation, he responded "uh, i think it's a ... a ... stretch mark."
my belly thinks it's soooooo smart...waiting all this time to start sprouting them...making me think there won't even be any stretch marks...then it's all sneaky, only stretching below the line where i can't see. hm. well, belly, you got me this time. but there will come a day when you will be deflated back to your normal size, and who'll be laughing then???? that's what i thought.
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